So some of you just can't even imagine me being trouble. Well I am sure my family would tell you different.
Another one of my thug moments, was again at Big K (I think, I don't know it could have been Wally World by then). Anyway my Mama, Daddy, Robin and myself are leaving and some truck, I don't even know what kind, maybe a cement truck or a dump truck drives by. I proceed to shout "What the H - E double hockey sticks is that!", but I did not say H - E double hockey sticks, I said THE word. I am sure I learned this on the bus.
I learned something else on the bus.
One day after getting off the bus, Mama thinks it is was probably 1st or 2nd grade, I was outside, and she said I kept pointing up at the sky. Picture this.......
Little 6 or 7 year old girl in the front yard pointing at the sky and trees, making noises like a gun. Mother comes out and asks the little precious girl with the
Mother: Honey what are you doing?
Precious girl with Donnie Osmond Haircut: Shooting Birds - bang, bang (of course the little girl was not saying bang bang, she was making actually gun noises, but I don't know how to spell a gun noise)
Mother: Where did you learn that!!!
Precious girl with Donnie Osmond Haircut: The boys on the bus, they do it all the time.... bang, bang
Yes, I was "Shooting Birds", and I was not pointing with my pointer finger, I was using tall man.
I really don't remember being bad after these episodes, I believe I was a perfect child after that. ;)