SORT OF WORDLESS

Hi there! My name's Cannon whats yours?

My name is Cow Bella, nice to meet you!

Whew!!!! You have doggy breath!!

Hey where are you going! Seriously is it that bad?

Bleck!!! It is pretty bad! I can smell myself! I think I need to lay off of the Cow Poop!

**Note he does get into the cow poop.**

For more really Wordless Wednesday's go here. :)

I promise that I will one day write something witty and intelligent. I am as I have been the last several days, pooped. I just got back from Florence, again. Its the busiest time of the month at work, and I need my head examined for getting up so dadgum early. Speaking of which I will be doing again tomorrow. How I am going to do this I do not know, because right now I can barely move. So anyway here I am going to bed again. Hopefully I can put up something cute tomorrow. :)

BOOT CAMP - DAY 1

This is what time I left the house this morning

So why in Heavens name was I up at this time of the morning you ask? I am doing a boot camp workout with my friend April. Say Hi April!!!

See how she blends in with blackness of the morning. Yet see the smile on her face. Its an evil smile, I tell you a very evil smile. You would not think someone who is a Youth Pastors wife could be so evil. She made me get up and go exercise for an hour at literally the crack of dawn.

So I needed some energy for the torture I was about to endure. So here was my breakfast.

Peanut Butter on a spoon. I needed some energy and peanut butter gives it to you. I also had a V8. Just so you know not the best thing to have and then go do an early morning exercise.

The next picture might be a little horrific. You have been warned!!

Me in the morning. I told you it is horrific!!!

So since I was the one exercising I could not take any pictures, but April decided to take a picture of me. While I was in a very bad position mind you, but don't I look happy to be there. :)

When we finally were finished the sun had just begun to emerge.

It was cloudy this morning, so it was not a very bright sunrise.

We exercised outside, which I found to be quite enjoyable. So all in all it was not that bad and right now I am looking forward to going back on Wednesday. At least thats what I say now until the soreness sets in. ;)

Its 4:50am!! I am up, and thats all I have to say about that. :(



Update 6:15am: I made it through the boot camp, and thats all I have to say about that. :(

ZZZZZZZZZZZ AGAIN

Sorry I have not posted anything worth reading on here yesterday and today.

I have been running around like a chicken with its head cut off at the ballpark thats over an hour away, and then church and then I needed to go into work today, and then I went to my friends brothers house to look through alot of old, old, old stuff, and now I am getting ready for bed again so I can start my wonderful torture workout in the morning at 5:00 am. (That was one long sentence, and I am sure it has many grammatical errors in it. So just don't pay any attention to them if you find them.)

Yall can also stop laughing at the fact that I, the one who is chronically late is getting up that early. ;)

Anywho I will post pictures of that adventure and chat with yall tomorrow.

Sweet Dreams everyone!!!!

ZZZZZZZ

TIRED

MUST GET SLEEP

BEEN AT BALL PARK SINCE 2:30 YESTERDAY

TIRED

MUST GET SLEEP

WILL POST TOMORROW ABOUT UPCOMING TORTURE

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ........................................................................

HEEL TODAY GONE TOMORROW

I know we have talked about the shoes and sandals for spring, and we have mentioned the pedicures that should go with them. What I want to discuss today is doing the pedicure at home. I don’t know about y’all, but with three kids in ball I don’t have time to sleep let alone get a pedicure.

So lets get some things together shall we.

1st lets get a tub big enough to fit your feet in. ( I don’t know what size feet you have, so I can’t judge what type tub you need)

2nd get you some marbles enough to put in the bottom of the tub

3rd put in some hot water. Now don’t scald yourself, but get it pretty warm.

4th Add you some bath salts, or some bath oils to the water

5th Soak your tootsies

Now that your sitting and relaxing move your feet around on the marbles and give yourself a little foot massage. Ahhhh doesn’t that feel good!


Let’s take it a step further.

Let’s get a nice exfoliating body scrub and a pumice stone and get rid of those rough dry feet.

(Now you can have another tub of cooler water to the side to rinse your feet in)

Clip your toenails and push back your cuticles with an orange stick.

(I have a question. Why is it called an orange stick? )


Anyway then take some good smelling lotion and moisturize those tootsies.

If you do this at night, get a really deep moisturizer and then put some good socks on and go to bed.

Put your favorite polish on and now you are ready to wear those fabulous sandals and flip-flops.

Remember we want to look like this

Not this

Now go Fight the Frump with and make your feet happy!!

Check out more Frump Fighting over at Fussy's :)

T-RAC IS IN THE HOUSE

Well I was wondering what I would blog about next, and low and behold if Mike from work didn't give me something to blog about!

When I got to work he asked if I had my camera with me. Hello, When do I not have my camera!

Well some of the Tennessee Titans were coming to Shoe Carnival on the Titans Caravan. Why Shoe Carnival? I mean that would not have been the first place I would have chosen to do autographs at, but whatever floats your boat. Anyway he wanted me to take some pictures. I think he was thinking a couple of pictures, but 56 pictures later........ I know I have a problem. If I had photoshop, I would never get anything done. Not that I can get much done know.

Now some background on Mike. He is a HUGE football fan!! And yes Jennifer he likes Alabama! Its a flaw he has. Aww Just Kidding!! (WAR EAGLE, I just had to say that) (He just told me Nick Saban will be here next month. I just don't think I can put my camera through that torture.)

So we go to Shoe Carnival and wait in line.....

While we are waiting I could not help but notice these cute shoes!!!!

Oh wait this is not about me. On to what I was there for......

First in comes T-Rac.

He was hamming it up for everybody. He even threw a shoe at somebody.

Then came

(Imagine an annoucers voice here)

# 86 WR Roydell Williams

Next #19 WR Justin McCareins

Ok side note on Mr. Justin here. Would you look at his muscles in his arms!!!!!! (Don't say that in an announcers voice)

And Finally #75 OG Benji Olsen

So he had his helmet to be signed, It now has I think 8 Titans signatures on it. He had pictures to be signed.

This is Justin McCareins signing a picture of himself on another NFL Team. ;)

When we got through we wondered if they would let him take a picture with them.

This is Mike asking the guy if he can and him telling Mike no he would have to go back in line.

This is Mike turning around and acting like he is taking his picture with Benji.

So we wait until the line goes down some more and then get his picture made with them all.

All and all it was pretty fun. I must have looked like I knew what I was doing, because the Titans people asked if I was with the Media. :)

And Jennifer for you I am adding some pictures Mike had made with Bart Starr the other day. Thought you might like them.

I only did this cause your one of my BBFF's. You better feel priviledged

MY BABY

For more Wordless Wednesday go to 5minutesformom